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suggestion: get the guidebook app also I’ll message you the other stuff

i do not have the ability to do so u o u`
and yes okay thank u

i want my star princess Where is

mami ame tomake bhalobashi

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What do you still need to do to get ready?

mnhh. i havent packed yet ahaa
i’m kinda just worried about schedule and stuff bc the people im going with are — not really on time a lot of the time fdjsalk; but i gu e ss it’ll all be okay in the end yeah 9v9`

CHINA DRUNK LAYING ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS DUMB SMILE AND HIS EYES ARE CLOSED AND SHINATTYS HEAD IS ON HIS LAP AND HES JUST MUTTERING "COMMUNISM...." AND JAPAN FINDS HIM LIKE THAT AND IS THOROUGHLY HORRIFIED

its like the spirit of russia creeped into his soul

KIKU THROWS A PARTY AND CHINA DRINKS A LOT OF SAKE AND GETS DRUNK AND EVERYONE LEAVES EXCEPT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S PASSED OUT AND JAPAN TRIES TO TAKE HIM HOME BUT HE ENDS UP STAYING OVER BC JAPAN CAN'T CARRY HIM AND SINCE IT'D BE RUDE TO MAKE HIM SLEEP ON THE FLOOR HE GIVES HIM THE BED AND DRUNK CHINA LATCHES ON TO JAPAN'S SHIRT AND SO HE'S FORCED TO STAY WITH CHINA HE CAN'T ESCAPE AND DOESN'T WANNA BE RUDE

japan can most certainLY CARRY YAO WTF
RUDE TO MAKE HIM SLEEP ON THE FLOOR  ?? JAPA N HIMSELF SLEEPS ON THE FL O OR

WHAT IF CHINA OWNS A HONDA AND SINCE HE SUCKS AT DRICING HE DRIVES IT AND CRASHES IT INTO A FIRE HYDRANT AND WHEN HE DOES HE YELLS "STUPID CAR ARU WH Y DON'T YOU JUST BREAK AND DISAPPOINT ME SINCE THAT'S WHAT ALL HONDAS DO WAHHHHH" AND HE STARTS SOBBING AND THE ALARM IS GOING OFF AND WATER IS GUSHING OUT OF THE HYDRANT AND HONG KONG LOOKS OUTSIDE AND IS JUST LIKE "WOW IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY" BECAUSE THIS IS A NORMAL THING FOR YAO

HEADCANON ACCEPTED I CANT BE LIE VE THIS THATS SO

IMAGINE IF WHEN CHINA WAS RAISING JAPAN THEY'RE LIKE PLAYING AROUND IN YHE GARDEN ONE DAYAY AND JAPAN LIFTS HIS LIL HANDS UP TO CHINAS AND THE PUT THEIR HANDS TOGETHER ONE SET OF BIG AND HANDS ONE SMALL SET AND IT S SO CUTE JAPAN JUST SMILES AND CHINA PICKS HIM UP AND HUG SWUISHES THE CUTE LIL KIKU AHHHHHHHHHHHHH [VIBRATES]

wTF THATS ACTUALLY CUTE CHIBIHON IS  C UTe

china holds Japan's delicate face in his hands as a blush spreads on his face "I want u to f*ck me" he says, emabrassed Japan looks into his eyes and smiles this is the moment he's been waiting for he puts his arms around the small Chinese man and pushes away his long dark hair to bite his neck . He leans in to whisper in yaos ear. "I'm glad" he says, before he pulls out his katana and stabs him in his fuckin back like the little bitch he is

Dedicated can openers appeared in the 1850s and were of a primitive claw-shaped or “lever-type” design. In 1855, Robert Yeates, a cutlery and surgical instrument maker of Trafalgar Place West, Hackney Road, Middlesex, UK, devised the first claw-ended can opener with a hand-operated tool that haggled its way around the top of metal cans.[4]

In 1858, another lever-type opener of a more complex shape was patented in the United States by Ezra Warner of Waterbury, Connecticut. It consisted of a sharp sickle, which was pushed into the can and sawed around its edge. A guard kept the sickle from penetrating too far into the can. The opener consisted of several parts which could be replaced if worn out, especially the sickle.[5] This opener was adopted by the United States Army during theAmerican Civil War (1861–1865); however, its unprotected knife-like sickle was too dangerous for domestic use. A home-use opener named the “Bull’s head opener” was designed in 1865 and was supplied with cans of pickled beef named “Bully beef”. The opener was made of cast iron and had a very similar construction to the Yeates opener, but featured a more artistic shape and was the first move towards improving the look of the can opener. The bull-headed design was produced until the 1930s and was also offered with a fish-head shape.[2]

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did you connect at the centromere with charlie

iman oh my god
yes i did i refuse to make physical contact with anyone else in that class

canadown:

i just pictured aph england reciting shakespeare in the shower